For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for July 30, 2020

Mrs. Duncan probably won’t be too pleased and will want a new roll of her favorite lipstick (not covered in pig slobber obviously).

The joke we have been waiting for all week. Laura is both literally and figuratively putting lipstick on a pig.

Rural horror…

“Don’t forget the bacon strip-shaped silver earrings”

Somebody beat me to the “lipstick on a pig” joke. And I am reading these at 4:30am. What time do you people get up? LOL

That is one way to put lipstick on that pig.

Hey now — I resemble that remark!

Pigs are sensitive, intelligent animals. Mrs. Duncan’s lipstick went upgrade with this lovely Pig.

Lipstick, they don’t really mind, but mascara? Huh, whole big thing. – A. Krieger

Let’s hope that cosmetic wasn’t tested on animals! Oh, wait….

Who says you can’t put lipstick on a pig?

Strolling down memory lane: Oct 23, 2009 · Last Thursday, Alaska Governor Mrs Palin joked that the only difference between a hockey mum like herself and a pit bull was “lipstick”. Groan!

She will be the Butt of the joke.

Son of a gun. She put lipstick on a pig. I think that’s the same way they crushed the economy in 2008.

Never heard of dressing up a pig(or any animal for that matter) for a contest at the county fair. Always before they were just washed and brushed to look good ! ! ! !

Love the look on Mike’s face.

I want to know who managed to put fishnet stockings on the pig.

Lipstick on a pig!!

also disproving the fact that you can’t put lipstick on a pig … you can, but it’s still ugly, but you can … this is just my non-sequitar

I personally think it’s kind of cruel to do this to the poor pig!

Pigs have lips?

Better sense of style here:

https://www.ecstasycoffee.com/ducks-fashion-show-sydney-australia-10-photos/

I really do find this interesting and cute! At our county fairs (pre-pandemic) our pigs were just au naturale. This, on the other hand, is adorable! Again, pigs are intelligent, loveable creatures.

Well, it’s one of the dumber turns this comic has taken.

Since Michael is in a rural part of the country, soon he will see another way to have fun, such as hunting and going to gun range. I remember when we went to the bayou to test explosives.

Poor girl. Now everything will taste funny.

I can relate to this. I work in entertainment and there are many shows where I feel like no matter how much makeup we put on the show, it is still a pig. My Linkedin profile lists me as a Porcine Cosmetologist.