Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 09, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Let it go guy. You’re already in deep sh!t and you’re just making it worse.

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    wesleylscott1  over 4 years ago

    Seems he’s blowing hot air from an aerosol can….

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He’ll end up sleeping in the dog couch.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Oy….

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    MichaelHelwig  over 4 years ago

    He married Crankshaft.

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    RussellRogerBe1  over 4 years ago

    Gordon Ramsey’s new cookbook, Mixed Metaphors for All Occasions

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    vehr  over 4 years ago

    Leave the mixing metaphors to Crankshaft.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mixing metaphors is obviously her specialty, lol!

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s my wife. She never met a colloquialism she could say correctly. It’s always six of one or some of another.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    A can of hot worms.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Did non sequitur run down the page?

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This would be confusing… if I wasn’t already confused.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I love this! My sister is the Queen of Malaprops!

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    MartinPerry1  over 4 years ago

    It’s actually a lot of fun mixing up sayings and cliches like that.

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    Phydeux  over 4 years ago

    Not the sharpest knife in the deck.

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    She’s full of worms…

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    wesleylscott1  over 4 years ago

    It’s raining like bats and frogs….

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago

    More fun than a barrel of fish!

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    the icy stare is because she’s boiling mad…

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I dare you to correct her again!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    Once in the hole, it’s best to stop digging.

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    paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh, go ahead and feel free to correct her.<p.“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose . . . "

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