Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 09, 2020

but won’t that hurt the beer budget? (yeah, I know, he mooches off his pals and the barkeeper)

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny or HERO Mr Andrew Capp complimenting Flo for his unburnt meal is priceless since it’s a bought nosh and not cooked by Flo , she doesn’t look too pleased :o) my avatar which I have used before is a picture of a can dispensing bats to eat the mozzies , I used to say that I would buy one if they existed , but I have changed my mind because it has been stated that the Corona Pandemic Virus originated from bat guano (poo) how was your day in partial liberty?our day should be busy but calm I hope , stay safe and thanks for caring pal

Maybe Flo should see if there’s a place where she can take some cooking lessons.

Takeaway is all we may get these days. Chinese is the easiest to get without using a fancy phone to preorder, and it usually serves for several meals.

Do that Andy and you may have to get a job to pay for it.

Andy you should know by now , You Pay and pay and pay…..

No, Flo! Arsenic is easily detected …

Almost as good as McDonald’s!

Someone should takeaway Andy.

That explains why Flo wasn’t pleased with Andy’s “compliments.”

They apparently didn’t re-heat the meal.

You should wait until the weapons have safely been removed before making that statement.

They must have a new creative writing nabob at Andy Capp because there have been some really funny strips lately.

He sure knows how to give compliments…

I can’t wait until KFC opens again for delivery in my small town. I miss their crispy fried chicken and creamy mashed potato. Delish!

xxx

@Afficionado

I remember when we had the ability to post pics on here and when we were overrun with trolls we would post a pic of “Troll Spray”

I’d rather have that than mozzie spray to be honest.

Anyway, I found out that people with O+ blood are naturally protected by severe malaria. And it’s been confirmed with me because my DNA report said it too.

That’s a valuable takeaway there for Andy.

Whenever I get get takeaways these days, it’s usually pizza.

Is it takeaway, takeout, or to-go?Whatever you do, please do not accidentally call the “bouquet” residence – it really upsets Hyacinth.