Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 11, 2020

thank goodness ’twasn’t eyeglasses

Next he’ll ne looking for what’s left of his mind.

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Are you lost?

I’m not a phone.

Thankfully Pete didn’t lose his chord.

Nope. Not lost. I’ve been at home for the last three months.

About as lost as you are Tony!!!

Really early onset dementia!

Mom said, “You’d lose your butt if it wasn’t attached.” Dad said, “Pull your head out….” They were both right.

So he looks at his right hand, “Nope not there”.

You know you wouldn’t them so much if they had a tether.

He really doesn’t look that old.

Premature Geezecalcifaction, Peter!