That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 01, 2020

“Do you know where I put my jug?”

The reimagining of a female version of Archie and Jughead didn’t quite get the details right.

“The men are going to love it when you walk into the bar and say ‘This Jug’s for you.”

Yes, you have water on the brain, but I don’t think you need to worry about Hydrocephalus.

You only see one jug, because one was used to respond to the not-so-wisecrack

“Nice jugs, girls!” by Mario, now a jughead, who did not realize how much they hated being called “girls.”

“Admittedly, carrying the office honey pot to the village cesspool isn’t where you want to be in your career, but I don’t think calling the boss the bastard child of Halitosis and Impotence was one of your better career moves.

Don’t be silly Lydia, you’re too heavy. Now don’t make any sudden moves and maybe he will just fly away.

Good thing that thing is empty, huh?

“This is how all models learn how to walk with poise. (and I’m not stuck carrying the chamber pot)”

Charm school classes just got real.

Remington’s third wife holding target, while he demonstrates a long distance shot.

Yes, bringing that jar along – instead of stopping at rest areas – is making the trip go much more quickly.

There wasn’t much of anything to do or anywhere to go in Kansas, so Mayble amused herself by convincing gullible young woman to carry chamber pots on their heads.

Long after her husband’s cremation/Veronica’s devastation/ compelled her to bear/ his urn everywhere/ which earned her a strange reputation..

Social distancing made it difficult for Giovanni to get any detail in his paintings.

View from Panzer tank 1942. “Hey Fritz , watch das pot.”

“Honestly Maria, this cheap Chianti is giving me a helluva headache!”

Still too big. If I squint just right, I can still see what looks like two figures.

It’s not the water making her fat, it’s the pasta she cooks in it.

As long as Giovanni stayed 500 yards away from Maria there was nothing she could do because he wasn’t legally in violation of the court order.

The Water-Carriers of Livorno: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Giovanni_Fattori_044.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/fattori_giovanni.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/giovanni-fattori 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/f/fattori/biograph.html 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/giovanni-fattori/biography 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Giovanni_Fattori/11030071/Giovanni_Fattori.aspx 

https://prabook.com/web/giovanni.fattori/3743126 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays, though he was born in Livorno, not Leghorn – English translation of Livorno), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2014/07/01?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment and reply is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 14 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, though the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2460 (May 31, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Ever since we switched to wide screen I find myself walker further and further each day. :>)

“You’re supposed to smoke the pot, Harriet, not balance one!”

yenta was sure that she was smart, but without mirrors ,she never saw her second brain.

everybody agreed that ashley had the best jugs…

The jug-carriers of Livorno/ were noted for crying Buon giorno/ and flaunting their jugs/ though with their ugly mugs/ they’d never be stars in a porno…

“You know, most people would put grandpa on the mantel.”

They’re Italian—they need to have hands free in order to converse.