Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 28, 2011

I like Cliff’s plan best.

Pam’s gonna introduce Cliff to low earth orbit.

When they overthrew their dictator, was it a “holy” war?

I bet they end up with a holeygarchy.

I suspect this is some kind of metaphor. Notify DHS.

When they overthrew their dictator, did he land glazed side down?

That’s what happens when your regime is sprinkled with tyranny.

I hope they come from a warm planet - I like them fresh from the fryer.

Sorry, pcolli, they’re from a no-fry zone. Somewhere near Bakedglazy.

Mr donut Ambassador, meet Homer Simpson.

I guess their dictator was cruller than most. They finished him off at custard’s last stand.

(Well, what did you expect. All the good puns are already taken.)

After a short time under our democratic system, they’ll be begging for a return to the benevolent dictatorship of President for Life Dunkin’.

I hear their dictator was holy.

The dictator wanted to fry his opponents but they made him take a powder and leave.

Their last leader made a lot of nice speeches, but the people could see right through him.

The first thing they should do is eclair independence.

I’ve long been of the opinion that anything below a just monarchy is a sugar-coated hollow shell, anyway.

Sure, it’s hard to find a just monarchy, but when you get one it’s a lot more satisfying to body, soul and spirit. - rather like an everything bagel with cream cheese and lox.

Are there many survivors among the donut people? They’re sprinkled here and there.