Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 17, 2020

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    Can he text with his big toes?

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Neat trick. I drive a automatic so i use my left foot for the brake. Trying to use your left foot for the brake and gas pedal i think would be a little hard.

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    My phone calls come through the dashboard. Still distracting but no tickets.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Must be a self driving car.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I answer the phone when I feel like it. I never feel like it when I am driving.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    From moment to moment there are occasions we simply must disagree with the software engineer. They make mistakes. They are only human. For example the Volkswagen Diesel Engine pollution cheating fiasco. Eventually we will evolve with opposable big toes like our cousins.

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    toe-nailed it…

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Just calling a toe truck…

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    If you could sign this with your foot, I’ll let you off with a warning.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Toe texts stink.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ah, shenanigans are afoot!

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    grenjello  over 4 years ago

    It’s call distracted driving.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    “I’m white. We’re experts at finding loopholes and escaping justice.”

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    joshualfriedman  over 4 years ago

    on the mark, indeed! Blammo, u write phunny stufff

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    Darryl Heine  over 4 years ago

    What loophole?

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