Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 27, 2020

Should they talk about mates mom more?

Oh the disrespect

When was the last time we saw Ellen?

It’s been a while.

Oh no not the dibs issue again (you’ll understand if you read Big Nate from the top)

really? i started planning that out for myself when i was four. all the post it notes on the furniture are starting to get on my nerves though

good morning, afternoon, evening, night early readers. oh yeah, time for the will fight.

i hope you have a great day.

What a cheery arc

Well look at the bright side. At least they aren’t fighting over it.

Nate looks a bit weird in the first panel. His eyes are literally like separated.

lol bruh

Updated will: "All my belongings and money are to be cremated and scattered at sea when I die. Minus the “caretaker fee” to the lawyer hired to ensure this task is carried out without fail."

3 things: 1. Ellen’s still here! 2. “Dibs on that chair” reminds of that 2001 Big Nate book later republished as an eBook. 3. Now that’s just cold, Mr. Wright’s not that old..

That’s stupid. Everything is stupid.

Isn’t it too early? Isn’t it?

Dad in next panel…“Why, what have you heard?”

Obligatory joke on her annual appearance: “Wait, Nate has a sister???”

Ok, that’s just kinda rude

sadly kids, by that time not only will the furniture be outdated but most likely sold — as he’ll have downsized over the years after you move out.

No way they’d be doing the chairs – unless they have already done the car. No, scratch that. I’ve seen his car…

Sorry to break it to you kids, I’m not very good with money, so everything is rented, all for one easy monthly payment!

I got my dad’s recliner when he died. Used it for another 17 years before it got damaged in a move.

Why is Ellen’s belly button uncovered?

how is this going to become a plotline? or is this just a one-day joke?

Dibs on “Big Nate”

That’s mean, man

We knew that it would eventually get around to this………didn’t we?………

how old is nate’s dad? 50? 60?

Lol I love big Nate comix So much p.s, Maddy, are you reading this?

Ellen returns!

Cannot wait for the next one

Geez, kids

Marty’s not gonna die anytime soon y’know.

My stepson and his family started calling dibs on my classic car collection. I don’t know if I am alone in this, but I find it highly offensive and presumptuous to claim my property while I am still alive. As it is, everything is left to the care of my cats with the remainder going to a couple cat charities. There is a stipend for the family (non-related to me) as payment for taking care of the cats. I am also giving them 4 of the cars, one to each of them. Greed elicits a negative reaction from me.

Kids* Dad can we get everything you have when u die , * parents * WOW WHAT A CHEERY THOUGHT

bruh XD

Good evening everyone, finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!

they never grow up. so they never die. no need to call dibs.

AH NA

Hey, whats-er-name! Seriously, its been so long since she’s been in the strip I can’t remember her name!

Mark it with a Post-It

OOF BUDDY

How old is Marty, anyway?

Ouch

Wait they have a sunroom?

they have a den and sun room? so much for Marty being poor

Literally a scene from diary of a wimpy kid the ugly truth

This is the first comic of Big Nate I ever read on gocomics

What an uplifting thought.