Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 19, 2020

Well, He does expect you to be honest.

Tell Him he looks like Ian McKellen.

If you tell him, he might smite you.

I’ve always thought she looked better without her beard. Just an opinion.

Eugene Levy is God?

God has an overbite?

I didn’t know Michael McDonald died.

You shaved your beard? Oh, PERFECT! Or this one…You shaved your beard? You look perfectly dreadful. I better stop before he smites me.

Isn’t the jawbone of an ass the preferred smiting tool?

Uncle Shemp…

And clearly needs a haircut. Is COVID up there too?

Smokey from the Big Lebowski….Mark it down Dude….

It’s what’s inside that counts…

Yippie yi ooh, yippie yi yay…Sam Elliot in the Sky.

But think of the endorsement deals for the shaving products.

I’m infinite

I pass the test

I shaved my beard

To look my best

Burma Shave

You’re all nuts! It looks like George had a baby with Ringo! :-p

Jesus Shaves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ZHhe0rBbk

I’m just glad he didn’t make me in his image.

You look billions years younger :-)