And it’s not wearing a mask!
Well, sneeze on him. It’ll serve him right.
“All the better to infect you with, my dear.”
Poor monster, the boy has scared him away. Look its face.
Quick, get him tested right away!!
“Well, put your mask on.”
Well, kiss your father goodnight and go to bed.
He must be tested, he is not wearing his mask !
And now you are infected, little lad!
How can you tell he’s a monster?
He’s got no mask on, Mom!
He’s your “under-bed monster”, he’s part of the household, so it’s OK.
Where’s his Monster-Mask? (Singing: "They did the Mask! They did the Monster-Mask. They did the Mask! The pandemic smash!)
Better get used to it, kiddo. They’re not just under beds these days.
No worries! Just the run of the mill nightmare
If the monster has been under the bed for two weeks- no problem. If he hasn’t eaten in two weeks……RUN!
Monsters don’t believe in social distancing.
WHAT?! It has six feet?
July 17, 2015
meg_grif over 4 years ago
And it’s not wearing a mask!
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
Well, sneeze on him. It’ll serve him right.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
“All the better to infect you with, my dear.”
juncarlo over 4 years ago
Poor monster, the boy has scared him away. Look its face.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Quick, get him tested right away!!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Well, put your mask on.”
danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, kiss your father goodnight and go to bed.
dhaiphip over 4 years ago
He must be tested, he is not wearing his mask !
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
And now you are infected, little lad!
WoodstockJack over 4 years ago
How can you tell he’s a monster?
He’s got no mask on, Mom!
P51Strega over 4 years ago
He’s your “under-bed monster”, he’s part of the household, so it’s OK.
dlkrueger33 over 4 years ago
Where’s his Monster-Mask? (Singing: "They did the Mask! They did the Monster-Mask. They did the Mask! The pandemic smash!)
dwagner200 over 4 years ago
Better get used to it, kiddo. They’re not just under beds these days.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
No worries! Just the run of the mill nightmare
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
If the monster has been under the bed for two weeks- no problem. If he hasn’t eaten in two weeks……RUN!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Monsters don’t believe in social distancing.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
WHAT?! It has six feet?