Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 14, 2020

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    If you do it right, the stones sink like, well, a stone… but with no force. Now if you want to make a wonderful “cut throat” sound, you throw the skipping stone UP as high as possible, spinning as for a skip, but vertically. If all goes well, it hits the water exactly right and slices right in without making more than a tiny splash.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    LOL

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He must not be a rockfish or rock cod.

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    Enforcement might be an issue.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Well they’ll stone you when you’re swimming in a lake… apologies to B. Dylan.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Wait til PETA gets a load of this

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    ekke  over 4 years ago

    Well, if he’d just stay under the surface, he’d be fine.

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