In Security by Bea R. for June 10, 2020

Cue the end credits …

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5DxDEoDojJ4

So is shooting a security guard, Roy is 0 for 2 tonight.

Roy I know you’re not strong, but is carrying your keys really that hard for you? Charlene must be nice enough to carry his wallet for him at all times. XD

Your keys are your life, always hold onto your keys.

This must be how the bear stole Jolene, let’s hope Roy isn’t as irresponsible with his house keys, he’s probably one of those idiots who puts his address on them.

Even when she’s mad, Sedine’s cute. Let’s hope we can say the same about Charlene…

Obviously per the comic, the perp is a chick.

Perp will be in big, big, really big trouble if Gabby left one of her toys in the back.

From Aerosmith lyrics…… “Dude (thing) looks like a lady….”

A security guard with no sense for securing things.

Probably vanity? Didn’t like the bump in his pants from the keys, was afraid people would think it was his bump, and he’s only got a minivan key, house key, and trailer key on it.

Gotta be Big Foot.

If he does get the van back, the driver’s seat is going to have Ding Dong and taco sauce stains.

Would Roy have done that with Jolene?

VBC needs to revise their hiring requirements for security personal after this.

It’s also illegal to leave your keys in the car Roy! We’ll mail the ticket to you.

Wait, so it was just some hobo? …Roy will be lucky if he doesn’t lose that foot, really.

In Dallas, if you leave your keys in your car, YOU will get a ticket.

Here’s my prediction… First, when she hears about Roy getting shot, she will want to smother and kiss him to death. Then, once she learns how Roy lost the minivan, she will scalp him bald. No clippers, no bowl… just yank it off like a wig.

No doctor will be able to save him.

It is North Dakota, so it could be a grass-ape (sasquatch)!