The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 10, 2020
July 09, 2020
July 11, 2020
Transcript:
Nurse Ludmilla: Pill tim, Mister Dusty. You are to take this blue pill for asthma. If that pill raise blood pressure... ...then you are taking green tablet... Green tablet is sometimes making you dizzy... Dusty: Then what? Nurse Ludmilla: Then you are taking this red-and-blue pill. Dusty: Any side effects with that pill, Ludmilla? Nurse Ludmilla: Sometimes that pill cause asthma. So then you take... Dusty: Better living through chemistry...
trainnut1956 over 4 years ago
I was once given a pill for dizziness. One of the side effects was possible dizziness. I kid you not!
John Barleycorn Premium Member over 4 years ago
One pill makes you larger, the other makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all.
lordhoff over 4 years ago
Kind of like anti-depressants causing depression.