The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 28, 2021

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Dusty: You probably think I'm loco about these garden gnomes, Evelyn... Evelyn: Well, Dusty....I think it's important to confront one's fears... Dusty: I swear I'm seen 'em move... Evelyn: Well, we know they're part of the perimeter security system here at Elderpark...We must remember, however, that they're just machines...mere inanimate objects See!! ...feel better, Dusty? Dusty: A bit. Gnome: I hate it when they do that...