The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 30, 2021

Transcript:

The Professor: "Hi, there, Cowboy: Wow! Great photo! You look just like Russell Crowe - and with a Harvard degree, no less! Write soon. Love, Marylin." Dusty! Dusty: Perfessor!! You gotta help me here with some fancy word-makin'!! The Professor: Never! Dusty: Like that story you told me once about Roseanne & Burt Bacharach. The Professor: That was Roxanne and Cyrano de Bergerac!! Dusty: This gal's a looker...but I told her I was educated!! The Professor: So...you want to start a relationship based on deceit and misrepresentation? Dusty: I'm 82....a cowboy with five ex-wives. Do I look like a good subject for reform? The Professor: Dearest Marilyn...I drink the sight of you like wine...