The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 12, 2022
June 11, 2022
June 13, 2022
Transcript:
Ludmilla: Ludmilla is excited!! I am attending game of American football! Professor: This is just the local high school league. Ludmilla: Who are they? Professor: Those are the backs, Ludmilla. Ludmilla: And the ones lined up ahead of the backs are the fronts? Professor: No... no... they're the offensive linemen... a center, two guards, two tackles and two ends. Ludmilla: Two tackles? So only two men can tackle? Professor: Umm... no. The offensive tackles can't tackle anyone. They're blockers. They block for the quarterback, the halfback and the fullback! Ludmilla: You are most excellent teacher! One question! Where is the three-quarter back? Game is about to start! Professor: Hmmm... where is the three-quarter back?
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 2 years ago
They send him in during the third quarter.
derdave969 over 2 years ago
Prof, I’d suggest you don’t even mention the nickel back.
Arghhgarrr Premium Member over 2 years ago
Real question is what do feet have to do with football? And the answer is everything, in England! Premier League rules, and the season is 10 months long.