The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 05, 2022

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Evelyn: So.. did Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog, see his shadow today? General: Apparently, he refused to come out. Evelyn: He WHAT?! General: Says here he demanded front money and a cut on all merchandise! Evelyn: I swear! Holidays are getting so commercial in this country! General: None of the calls to his agent were returned.