The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 24, 2023
Transcript:
Noise: BRAAHHKKKK. Boone: What is that?! General: Sounds just like a Sherman tank! Boone: It's coming from the kitchen! Wow. Without Dusty around, even Ludmilla gets a nap... General: I imagine she deserves it. Boone: What say we take this opportunity to raid the fridge? General: Find me some coffee grounds, toothpicks and six hambones and I'll make you and official Army M.R.E.
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
?? Anyone?
clynnb1224 Premium Member over 1 year ago
skip the M.R.E.…i don’t think i want to know what the general can make with coffee grounds, toothpicks and hambones
ChukLitl Premium Member over 1 year ago
A Desert Storm vet gifted me an MRE to illustrate the “vast improvement” from the C rations that Marine reserves flew in for us after the flood of ‘65. It’s more appetizing than the dead calf that floated up in the driveway. Spread the peanut butter on the dehydrated fruit brick that’s in there.