Close to Home by John McPherson for April 05, 2011

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    But what do you do when the bats splatter on your windshield?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Before the bats splatter all over the windshield? They’ll do that with guano until you get any speed, then they’ll do it with their bodies.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    The new Batmobile?

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    Colt9033  over 13 years ago

    Watch out for the humane society, they won’t be so thrilled about this new accessory.

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    Yukoneric  over 13 years ago

    I was wondering where I could get some, then you all spoiled my fun.. Thanks for the heads up!

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    Yeah but you can only drive at night. That is the only time they are awake.

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    bald  over 13 years ago

    PETA probably won’t be too thrilled either

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    dfowensby  over 13 years ago

    ^why is it you never see a peta protesting about the bats eating all those defensless little insects? i’d like to see one persuade a starving lion that it shouldn’t snack on the noisy vegetarian

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    phuhknees  over 13 years ago

    What’s under the hood?

    Squirrels on a treadmill?

    How many nuts per mile?

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