The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 15, 2023

Transcript:

General: Ludmilla, I'd like to take you out on the town! Nurse Ludmilla: Very flattered, General, but Ludmilla is spoken for. General: What's that glorified stockboy got that I haven't? Ludmilla: Soft hands like little schoolboy and very slight musk of cabbage. Professor: Hard to compete with that, General. General: I'm not entirely sure I want to...