The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 18, 2023

Transcript:

Professor: Hmm... I guess I'd traverse as much of the planet as I could before perishing... keeping a detailed journal to chronicle human existence for Earth's next inhabitants. Dusty: Typical! Yer given the whole world as yer own and all you'd do is keep a journal? What would you do if you were the last person on Earth, Perfessor? Professor: Okay, what would you do, cowboy? Dusty: Ah'd have Skittles and whiskey fer breakfast! Ah'd run around in mah skivvies, playin' Patsy Cline songs on mah guitar! It'd be an "All Dusty-all th' time" world party! Professor: ... and such a departure from your present daily routine... Boone: I'll gladly be dead in that scenario.