The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 19, 2023

Transcript:

Boone: I did it! I'm the first in line for breakfast! Take it all in, Boone... enjoy this victory. Dusty: Mornin', Boone. Boone: Dusty?! But, how? Dusty: An old Winters family secret, passed down through gen'rations. Have a good day, gentlemen! Boone: How the heck does he beat us in here every day?! Professor: Oh, I have an idea... Dusty: Gahh! My eyes! Mr. Winters, please put on some pants!