Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 22, 2020

Too many instruction manuals aren’t worth reading.

No Sunday strip. Boo hiss, GoComics!

Explains most of her (and my) “recipes”.

For all our sakes, keep her away from IKEA, Irwin and Gaylord!

So instead of going the easy way by using her witch powers, she decided to try to put up her tent by herself…

Instructions…Insert pole A into pole B, put through loop C. Insert pole D into Pole E. put through loop F.

What i find in the kit… pole B, Pole C, Pole D, Pole H. None of the loops have any labels and I have no clue what I’m supposed to do with rotator cuff CX.

I had set my tent up next to two couples who were trying to setup their tent. I walked over and said, “Who did you borrow the tent from?”. One guy asked how I knew? Well, you’re missing a critical piece of the frame. I got a stick and shaved it down to fit. Once that was done they had the tent up in minutes. I never did find out who loaned them the tent, but I suspect he suffered.

I always read the manual. Yes, that makes me a girl.

Broomie is a guy in drag?

Broomie learned to read hieroglyphics, one alphabet was good enough

Readme file? We don’t need no readme file.

The instructions were written in chinese, russian and greek.

what happened to sunday