Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 19, 2020

Usually, boats are referred to as black holes you throw money into. But, glass jars work too, if you’re dark enough about it.

Spud, you can always send a postcard from the event horizon!

I remember my first encounter with a black hole. It was as if time stood still. It was radiant (according to Hawkings), attractive, and mysterious. But I had to get away. It was just too clingy.

Love that lullabie!

Is it wrong that my favorite part about this strip is Mr. Ziggy’s rhyme?

The accordion? But I thought Ziggy played guitar..

I see Abe is going fishing again.

Well Amelia the black hole you were getting sucked into, you choose to stick around LOL

Never did I think I’d see the phrase “theoretical mass” in the lyrics of a sea shanty.

Fun fact: assuming such a black hole can actually exist at such a small size (the Science Jury’s still out on that one), and we overlooked the potential radiation issues…this might actually be theoretically possible to do—keep an itty-bitty black hole more or less safely in a glass jar.

I don’t know why you’d want to, really, but beside the point.

I like that Wallace is invested enough in his own mythology that he’ll openly harass adults with it.

Hold onto those pennies, Wallace! There’s a National Coin Shortage.

And, if you believe that nonsense, I’ve got a nice baby black hole in a jar I’d let go for a bargain barrel price.

Where is Ziggy?

“Ziggy! Center me on Sam!” (I can smell the fish market and the sea just looking at this strip!)

I love the people in this town.

It must be a primordial black hole that Hawkings theorized about.

Brilliant, as always, Mr. Henry.

reminds me of Gravity Falls

How wonderful it must be on your planet, Will .. keep it coming :-)

How did I miss this gem when it came out?! I just now read it for the first time while re-reading WTB. That panel with the glass jar is the best- Thank you!

Wait what about the man’s univers?

That’s more of a bell jar, than a jug.

Why did i read that to the tune of “ruler of everything” by tally hall?