Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 07, 2011

Two words. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! and splat.

Mind the gap.

(Announced in every London subway station as the doors open to the train.)

I’ve never heard that, all the times I’ve been there and used the tube.

It’s usually, “Out the way”, “Quick, kids - get on” or “I not speak English”.

Thank God for liquid pain killer.

Andy’s gone swimming

Falling down a man hole tunnel is probably the closest Andy will get to work all year.

I once read a story about a girl in London who fell down a man hole, she was saved by her bust line.

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Flo your ranting at Andy and not paying attention.

It appears that Andy has excaped Flo’s big mouth…

I hear that every time I go out with my wife, too.

OMG == HIS CAP CAME OFF! Maybe he’ll need to have a shattered leg amputated and end up a kinder, gentler man like BD.

Flo.. Turn around!

See Andy’s cap flying in Mid air!

LOL xxx

♥Kab♥ Buch said, about 6 hours ago

Flo your ranting at Andy and not paying attention.

don’t think Andy was paying much attention either

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

Funny dogbutt, er..buttsniff..ah dogsniff. Jolly good…yes.

Look what happens when he pays attention to Flo.