Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 06, 2020

But even within 6 feet, they can still hear you.

Just carry your phone, or put something in your ear. :-)

or so you think…

Or notice your eyes are both on the same side of your head

Can’t see the spinach in your teeth either.

Yep. Thinking out loud is so much easier with the masks.

Someone had a brilliant idea of selling lawn and garden supplies in the grocery store. I complained to the manager that the bread and cereal isles smelled like bug and weed killer and it was going to be absorbed through the bags. They were gone by the next week.

June may want to keep the mask after the pandemic. For everyone else’s benefit.

Too bad the masks don’t cover the ears… I’d love one that blocks out screaming kids

I’m so guilty of that.

Now that’s a Drabble for you, the face mask will keep people from hearing me.

I have talked to myself since I was 9 years old, drove my mom, dad, sister and brother nuts. My grandma (where I got the habit from) never had a problem with it. We’d chuckle together about it. WE both decided we had some very intelligent conversations with ourselves that no one else would ever understand LOL

Oops I still do it and it drives my hubby nuts.

Or see you smile or see you stick out your tongue.

True. A lot of things you say don’t sound the same without a smile

I talk to myself, but I use my inside the head voice.

When the subject of talking to myself arises, the conversation (yes, with another person) usually goes like this:

Me: “I talk to myself all the time.”

“Well, as long as you don’t answer.”

Me: “Of course I do. It would be rude not to. And it guarantees me intelligent conversation.”

Kevin’s channeling Picasso…