Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 25, 2020

Playing the dumb card can only take you so far.

But he will surely remember his wife’s scolding and screaming for a lifetime.

Schultz would be proud.

Stunad

He thought…if Jackson Pollock can do it, why not me?

Calvin as an adult.

What is the spill? Looking at the drips and shape of dispersal, it has a higher viscosity than molasses— but it is white! I want to know what it is!

OK, the truth? The milk carton smarted off to me and insulted my mother. That is when I went berserk!

I remember being born, and then… NOTHING!

Another emasculated male spouse joke. Weak, clueless, immature.

Nothing to cry over.

That’s his story (and if he puts his hand down) he’ll be sticking to it – literally

HA HA HA, it’s funny see, because men, husbands in particular, are portrayed as bumbling idiots. HiLARious!