Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 04, 2011

Serves you right, Dr. Mel. I’d duck if I was you…

EAT MOR CHIKIN…OR ELSE

The sword’s on the other hoof now !

Beef to die for. As well as from.

“We will fight for bovine freedom, and hold our large heads high. We will run free with the bufffalo or die!”- Cows with Guns

Teenage Mutant Ninja… Cattle??? Oh, yeah; something’s wrong here.

Mutilation cattle!

Must be Kobe beef.

We need a master of Kung Mu.

Someone call Steve Oedekerk. He’s had experience with this sort of thing.

If those cows ever join up with these chickens, the human race may just be doomed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtrJwLfNQPs

That’s a bad cut of meat.

Dr Mel, can you give me something for bovine nightmares?

Ninja Cow [Japaneese Accent]: “I have your ‘Got Milk’ right here, mad scientist!”

Some cows are more equal than others.

Elsie Borden with a sword Just one of the bovine horde Slice and dice, skewer too You’ll be hamburger before they’re through Why do they spread terror throughout the lands It’s because the milkers have cold hands.

And don’t forget, instead of bulls They’re given calves by other means. That’s quite enough, when there are lulls, To make them want ketanas keen.

Hopefully Dr. Mel’s experiment doesn’t also include Mad Cow disease!

Help me Test subject OB1 Kobe, you’re my only hope!

C’mon guys milk this for all it’s worth!

Time to call in Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Tenderizer.

@Coyoty: Could that be Moon Yu herself?

We should have known Dr. Mel was the one behind all those cow mutilations…looking for spleens maybe?

Where’s the beef?

It is definitely time to be moo-ving -on.