Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 06, 2011

Why am I not surprised, Cliff?

I never took Brewster or Pam for cow punchers.

And I never thought the cows would lay down their weapons and go hoof-to-hand. Or that the humans wouldn’t be using their own formidable firepower on the cows.

Wait. Maybe that’s how Cliff got his hamburger. Probably the first time he’s used a ray gun in his life.

(sez I as I mucn on ground turkey)

When battling cows, the trick is to wait until they’re asleep then tip them. (20% is usually more than sufficient.)

Q. Why would they be ninjas?

A. Cow hide.

Alright, get a ruminant, you two!

Pow! Bam! Bif! ???? I think they’re going to hear from Batman’s lawyer.

As the cows waited to be turned into “Whoopers”.

From over the hill came the deafening sound.

Of Chickens in choppers. (from the song “Cows with Guns)

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“Cattle Battle”? Is that on cable or PPV?

Pam and Brewster will never kowtow to mere chattel. (I had to praise our troops, since they’re too modest to blow their own horns.)

Maybe they should form a steering committee…

I remember the movie with Aldo Ray…Cattle Cry!!

Round-house them up Pam n Brew!!☻

Cliff needs some french fries with that.

Lewreader, no, it’s on Bravo…but It’s called Real House Wives of New Jersey…

this is udderly rediculis

Dr. Mel must have gotten those cows from farms in Berkeley during the’60s.

“Cows With Guns”… well, that’s 5:38 I’ll never see again…

It just might take Five Guys to bring these cows down.

“We have met the enemy, and he is us!” Or at least he soon will be.