Because, if Willie gave him a coin, he might invest it. And if he invests it, he might make some capital gains. And if he makes some gains he might re-invest it, and make even more, And if he made even more, he might become wealthy too, making them equals. And if they were equals, there would be one less person to denigrate and keep down under his thumb. Making Willies share of wealth just a bit smaller! And we just simply cannot let that happen whatsoever! The rabble must know their place in society! harrumph!
Gold coin baths are a surprisingly good washing technique to ward off COVID-19, mostly because you can use the value of the coins to build a massive buffer zone to avoid people who have COVID-19.
Dr. Quatermass over 4 years ago
“Wash this.”
- Dom DeLuise
Gent over 4 years ago
Meanwhile, Percival Dunwoody the idiot time traveller from 1909 has travelled to Poland in 1939.
Space_cat over 4 years ago
Because, if Willie gave him a coin, he might invest it. And if he invests it, he might make some capital gains. And if he makes some gains he might re-invest it, and make even more, And if he made even more, he might become wealthy too, making them equals. And if they were equals, there would be one less person to denigrate and keep down under his thumb. Making Willies share of wealth just a bit smaller! And we just simply cannot let that happen whatsoever! The rabble must know their place in society! harrumph!
wrd2255 over 4 years ago
“You have a heart of gold. So you’ll be paying your fair share of taxes?” “Oh, pish posh, surely you jest”
tim.lowell over 4 years ago
Gold coin baths are a surprisingly good washing technique to ward off COVID-19, mostly because you can use the value of the coins to build a massive buffer zone to avoid people who have COVID-19.
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
A heart of gold? You mean cold and unfeeling?
Rev Phnk Ey over 4 years ago
I see Scrooge McDuck has made a guest appearance. Very appropriate.