The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 24, 2020

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    Baarorso  over 4 years ago

    You’re no thin mint yourself, Gladys (though I know you’ll never admit it). ;/

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    Actually he tends to not run at all, hence the bigger size. I hate to admit it but I have gained some weight, working basically 6 feet away from my kitchen at home. The difference though is that I fixed up my bike, going to go ride it in about 15 minutes from now, and then begin my work day.

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    saltylife16  over 4 years ago

    He doesn’t realize it, but cleaning your clothes shrinks them. Happens to me all the time.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    She’s evidently speaking from experience.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    La petite shows!

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Brutus don’t say that back to Gladys. Apparently it’s only a one way street with women – they can knock you for any weight gain but you are not ever supposed to tell them or insinuate that they have gained any weight.

    God forbid you show that you care about their health.

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    You know, I don’t think she hated to tell him that at all… ☺

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    Buckeye67  over 4 years ago

    Once again he leaves himself wide open to insults.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    OK, I’ll remember that when you claim the dryer shrank your clothes.

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    I prefer the way Brutus said it!

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    namelocdet  over 4 years ago

    Ouch!… 2 days in a row for Thorny.

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    fix-n-fly  over 4 years ago

    Big just like your mouth, Gladys.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 4 years ago

    Right there with ya, Brutus!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    WRONG!!! I bought a couple pairs of jeans online (right before the pandemic, unfortunately so I haven’t able to take them back to the store to exchange them). When they arrived they were too small even though they said they were the right size! But i fooled them! I took out an identical style of the same jeans in the same size and they were about an inch bigger! Jeans don’t stretch. They shrink in the wash. SO THERE! The Born Loser is right this time.

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    PuppyPapa  over 4 years ago

    I resemble that remark!

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    washatkc  over 4 years ago

    Lol. When a fat person makes fun of you for being fat…

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