The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 25, 2020

That’ll be an extra $6.98 on your bill.

Gotta close the office.

I bet the light would go all the way through if the doctor shined it in one ear.

I’ve heard it said (by a very stable genius no less), that if you shine that light inside the body, it will kill the corona virus!

If something’s gotta be dead, that’s the better alternative.

BTW Doc, for the sake of the patients health and well-being, it’s best not say “Oh no!” during a medical exam.