Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 26, 2020

That’s what you think, Andy.

at least the dart wasn’t in the officer’s (going Cockney rhyme slang here) apple pie

@Number Three Today’ strip IS funny but it’s a repeat , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is a menace to anyone around him and one of his wild throws of a dart will land him in the slammer:o) when my boys were young we had a dartboard in our garage but that was before we had cats and we had to put the kitty litter tray were it stood so we stopped. , my avatar is a spoof of Mrs Goliath looking for David for getting her hubby stoned and cutting off his head , how was your Finally Friday ? our day should be very busy and hectic with Connie going around with Alex in my car while I stay home alone but everything should work out I hope stay safe and BCNU pal, yesterday we nearly forgot that it was Arthur and Silvana’s 20th Wedding Anniversary, I must be getting senile

It stuck in his hat so no harm was done.

A little ill feeling generated. Think that Andy would rather have the usual amusement.

An occasional wild throw didn’t hurt anyone… or did it? :D

Methinks Andy’s aim may be truer than Chalkie thinks!

Good thing he had his helmet on. It might have missed him otherwise.

Any bar that has an open window in it is begging for Andy Capp to drink and dash. If he can wiggle through it he’s drinking free tonight!

A lefty

Such a lovable cutup is Citizen Capp!

…yet

There are few things that are more dangerous than a drunk throwing darts.

This reminds me of the dart game scene in “Young Frankenstein”.

Strangely enough some people throw darts better when they are drunk. Apparently, Andy isn’t one of them.

Assault on the police, I reckons, putting him in jail for it.

Sure about that?

xxx

@Afficionado

We almost forgot my little cousin’s birthday on 5th June. It’s thanks to Facebook that I remembered. Luckily my Mum had a couple of cards stored and my cousin came to collect them the next morning.

I forgot to take my Hay Fever pill today but I haven’t had any symptoms. Touch wood.

Enjoy your favourite nosh today, pal.

My birthday is tomorrow so I’m really HOPING tomorrow’s Andy won’t be a Guitar Bob episode……..

Oopsy! A night in the clink?

Uh oh.