Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 27, 2020

Did Chalkie discard the instructions because, well, real men don’t need no flipping instructions?

Is this the first time we’ve seen a ‘toon inside Chalkie and Ruby’s home? Love!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny I never heard that expression that Ruby quoted in the second frame , Chalkie is going to ask Flo to help him set up a set of shelves , asking our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is no use because men never read instructions , I don’t :o) my avatar is of a kitten disapointed that it won’t grow up to be a tiger , that happens to a lot of humans too but not me I am lucky that my life turned out as it has , how was your day today ? not sneezy I hope, our day should be very busy because Alex is fixing up our bathrooms water supply but we should cope I hope ’ stay safe and BCNU pal

Works for Chalkie. If you want to know how to actually do something, then Flo’s your go-to. Andy may give some hints on how to lie on the sofa. But you probably have your own methods.

Discounted because the box was open and the instructions were missing.

Chalkie understands where the brains of the Capp family reside!

“Chocolate Teapot”. I’ve never heard that before, is that a common Brit phrase?

Don’t you just hate IKEA?

I love the chocolate teapot comment, never heard that one before.

They certainly don’t call Mr. Capp – “Handy Andy”! The only thing he’s handy at is caging a drink.

Mmmmm…. Chocolate teapot.

Shelve the project, Chalkie!

Last Christmas I saw “Peppermint Bark” tea, and thought How Bizarre. But I tried it and it’s really really good.

A chocolate teapot would be quite useless, but it would also be quite tasty.