In Security by Bea R. for June 17, 2020

If Roy knew that Sedine had his kids, he’d go running out of there as fast as Charlene did.

I’m still waiting to see what happens when Charlene finds out Sam is the one that shot Roy.

“It won’t be stolen like your minivan.”

Such a loaded Chekov statement.

So is Sam going to rebuild Jolene’s engine out of gulity for shooting Roy in the foot?

Sam will have to fight Charlene to keep Jolene out of the scrapyard, good luck with that.

Roy’s fine now, but maybe someday he could be buried in Jolene, make the car his coffin, his mom said he was concieved in it, this would be poetic justice. XD

I wonder if anyone else is gonna visit Roy, his mother, or maybe one of the siblings he’s been confirmed to have, all those pointy noises in one room, I hope no one sends Roy balloons!

Bad motor, shot in the foot, threat of a hair cut, car swiped, what’s next an anvil on his head?

“Ok, I’ll get my shotgun to “take care of” Jolene."

I just wanna know, is Roy any relation to Usopp? Usopp has black long hair, more ’fro then manes and tail like, but still. The nose, the attitude, wants to be called the Captain…Is Roy going to have a Time Skip too?

Oh no! Roy just moved into critical!xD

Is in moments like this that I must remember Roy married at gun point.

Roy has his priorities square.

So, Roy is laid up, Samantha becomes Sam’s partner. Can’t wait to see Sedine realize that!

Finding the kids would be easy, just turn on the local news.

Maybe somebody will strip it…

Ah, yes… The minivan. He will definitely need to call the police… for protection.

Don’t worry, Roy. Sam will fix it so the stereo plays the Dolly Parton song “Jolene” every time you turn it on.