Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 06, 2011
Transcript:
Mark: So, Jimmy, have you yourself ever played a dictator date? Jimmy: Well, I had one close call, but the truth is I don't get too many offers from tyrants. Mark: Really? With all your hits? Jimmy: Well, think about it - what're all those songs about? Mark: Social justice! Oh... Jimmy: Exactly. I'm not a great fit.
thirdguy over 13 years ago
Next time, try to be more commercial! I hear those tyrants pay good money!!!
queertoons over 13 years ago
Not just rappers: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2010/feb/22/sting-uzbekistan
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Rappers embrace the thug life.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Well we’re big rock singers We got golden fingers And we’re loved every where we go We sing about beauty We sing about love, For ten thousand dollars a show.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
Lew–if you only get ten G’s a show, you’re not a “big rock singer” anymore!
CedarCircle over 13 years ago
Adjusting song lyrics for inflation is such a chore.
David Culver over 13 years ago
Way to go, Jimmy!
Nemesys over 13 years ago
Jimmy is an icon from the past. Today’s Social Justice songs go something like this:
“N**s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex’, and I love sex.” - Peter Gunz
“When it’s hot I’m duckin’ them people with my firearm Look I be straight thuggin.” - Turk
“Hood n*a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin’ and punkin’ monkeys.” - Young Dro
“If you don’t bring back my m*fn money or my mfn dope, you can forget about Christmas na, cause you ain’t gon even see New Years.” - Master P
“Got a Bill in my mouth like I’m Hillary Rodham.” - Ali G
I wonder if Ghadafi wants these guys performing at his parties?
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
nemesys, of course Ghadafi wants these guys performing at his parties.
I think being a punk or a rocker or a punk rocker kind of does one in rather early in life….. except for Mick Jagger.
Nemesys over 13 years ago
odeliasimone, that explains me, then. I managed and ran sound/lights for a punk band in the early 80’s. My ears still ring from the experience.
cdhaley over 13 years ago
Qaddafi doesn’t need these guys. He knows how to do rock himself. Look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBY-0n4esNY
FriscoLou over 13 years ago
Quite a playlist Nemesys has on his iPod. I can imagine him bobbing his head and snapping his fingers while writes his post.
Dang Nems, yo slick … for what it’s worth
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I prefer Geronimo Jackson. I can get lost in that.
Ermine Notyours over 13 years ago
“Dictator dates!”
Be careful you pronounce the “tator” when you say that phrase.
Edlueze over 13 years ago
This kinda reminds me of the debate of whether general contractors should get involved in building the Death Star.