The Doozies by Tom Gammill for March 31, 2011

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    In the USPS, you cannot “Finger the Mail” (flip though the letters to get your next customer ready) while driving. Well what do they expect out of a bored civil servant? Driving, reading, driving on the wrong side of the truck, and stopping every hundred yards on the highway. Wonder why so many companies refused to insure Rural Letter Carriers?

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    tgaml  over 13 years ago

    Don’t try this at home.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Um, wouldn’t at home be the only safe place to try it?

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    gangsterxxx  over 13 years ago

    good one RC

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    brotherFrank  over 13 years ago

    Now you tell me…I ran the sofa into the coffee table and had to text my wife to call for help.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Came back here because I remembered a recent car trip where we saw a woman driving rather obliviously while talking on the phone. And of course the front end of her car was damaged with a bunch of bumper and air dam missing.

    Two states later we saw her again. Still talking on the phone.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Is today yesterday or am I about to enter a land where time has no value and comic strips never change. You have entered——

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    Plods with ...™  over 13 years ago

    The toonizer crashed texting while driving

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    tgaml  over 13 years ago

    OOPS! The comic for 4/1/11 was mislabeled so it wasn’t posted, but it will be soon, I hope.

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