Close to Home by John McPherson for June 25, 2020

You may not look all that great yourself in ten years hon. Looks like Bleeb has hitch a ride on the waiter shoe, but i could be wrong.

Wow, I thought fixation on outward appearance was only a man thing.

She should be more worried about how she’ll look

That is how she’ll look!

Try the “How Will This Wine Taste In 10 Years?” app…

She should try it on herself.

Alwayslook I the mirror before you say something about someone else!!!!

Anyone using that app ought to be avoided.

Look at the size of her hand! Man hands!

After 10 years of putting up with you.

Glad that is a recent app or most of us would still be single!

She has man hands.

Good app. I could have used that app many years ago, but all I could do was look at her Mother. I should have looked a little closer at her Mother. …sigh.

It tolls for thee…

Don’t try it in flip mode!

Ha

Is that ten years single or with Cindy?

OK, let’s be fair. Do a selfie with the same app.

“Oh…um…hmm…wow! Uh, thank you, for the wine…but…I…um…I have to go…I…uh…have to…see someone…about a thing! Here’s my number…you can call me!” “Wait…come back, this is a Dry Cleaners receipt!”

Try that app on yourself!

My FIL did try to warn me.

Lucky for her it wasn’t the front facing camera – that would have really been scary!

Sweetheart, you don’t look much better than that now.

You don’t need an app, just get them to show you Pic of their Mom/Dad.

Judge not lest ye try the app on thyself.

Looks like Bleeb is gettin’ the boot.

Good to see Bleeb survived yesterday’s strip.

I love how his mouth is open, revealing his single tooth!