FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 31, 2020

Surprised he just doesn’t motorboat the soup.

I used to eat with a spoon that size. Of course the largest mixing bowl in the house was my cereal bowl and I’d use about half a gallon of milk per bowl of cereal. But i was reasonably full for an hour or 2 after the third bowl each morning. Yes my brothers nick named me Jethro due to my appetite (Beverly Hillbillies character)

When it comes to soup, cereal, and ice cream, I’m a big spoon person.

I think your siblings beg to differ, Peter.

Reminds me of that Odd Couple joke. Felix says to Oscar, “What do you mean you don’t need me? When I came here you were hunched over the sink, eating gray spaghetti with a pair of tweezers”.

Poor Peter doesn’t even know how to wash a dish or a spoon!

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We just watched the documentary “Free Solo,” about the famous rock-climbing guy. He lived out of his van and ate with a spatula right out of the pot. Presumably this changed after his girlfriend (now fiancée) came into the picture. My husband said the pot/spatula thing made perfect bachelor sense to him.

Why use a spoon at all. Just slurp it from the bowl.

Should have handed him a slotted spoon.

most young guys only would clean something after they had to eat cereal out of a bunt pan with an 1/8 teaspoon.