Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 29, 2020

Aw, so Siri for you.

Just don’t tell Siri

She’s more useful than the girl I met online. Who just watches videos in the bedroom all day while I and the other daughter watch the little one. When I’m not working full time anyway.

I can see you are both perfect for each other! :-)

I doubt the feeling is mutual.

Are they in a siri-us relationship?

You need to visit Japan, buddy.

I’m dating her sister Waze she’s OK, but what a nag whenever we drive anywhere.

A match made in Microsoft.

Alexa is a two timer. I heard her with another man the other day.

Well, at least she’s fetching!

Ya know, computer dating wasn’t meant to be taken literally, don’t cha?

I suspect you’re gonna have intellectual compatibility issues.

Seri or Alexa… both a couple of know-it-alls. :>)

Siri has a sexier voice. But then, the sexiest voice I ever heard was a rock & roll DJ in South Texas. Then her station hosted an even at which they brought all their DJs on stage so listeners could see what they looked like. That was 1980 and to this day I regret going to see.