Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 29, 2020

Would a car really jump onto a chair with castors?

I’ve got 2 cats. One takes my office chair and the other takes my recliner.

Dude, it will be easier for you to bring another chair.

As Maxwell Smart would say “Ah the case of large cat and small chair”.

ROFL! This one almost made me lose my breakfast!

I love the expression on the cat’s face. " Don’t even THINK of it ! "

You were just warming it up for him…

My solution would be an electric can opener in the other room operated with a remote controlled switch in my hand.

As I try to type this one cat is on my lap and another on the printer. The others are taking their post breakfast naps on the girl’s beds and helping the Mrs with her latest project. It is time to get out the Furminator and help them shed their winter coats. Furminators are a great hairball reduction tool. They don’t eliminate all hairballs, but a reduction by about 90% is greatly appreciated. Shorter haired cats also make a difference.

My cat is always doing this!

That might be one I’ve never actually had a human coworker try on me before. Of course, since my ‘chair’ is a balance ball, that might explain why.

Mark’s getting a lot of material out of this work from home covid-related lifestyle change.

How can a cat be a ‘co-worker’? Has a cat ever worked?

the cat’s wondering why this guy is always stealing his chair…

A cat as a coWORKER? Unlikely, but possible: mine once helped me find a spider that had dropped in and startled me.