I attest that no feeling measures up to the feeling you get when you are streaking through our friendly skies in a pressurized, germ-filled, rocket-powered aluminum tube, full of crying infants and whiny adults, except the feeling you get… when you are landing!
allen@home over 4 years ago
I wouldn’t want to be on that plane.
Leojim over 4 years ago
Is that Dalcon I see on the armrest? Maybe that’s why all the babies are in distress. That nasty little alien.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 4 years ago
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
Farside99 over 4 years ago
No problem, it’s only a 14 hour turbulent flight with 2 broken bathrooms and a continual fasten seatbelt sign.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
I should have opted for a Zoom meeting.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
Screaming Baby Airlines!!
PDXCubbie over 4 years ago
I’m sorry, I would get up and find another flight……no sir, not gonna do it……nope
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Airline flight from hell.
JimValTen Premium Member over 4 years ago
Been there, done that. Thanks for the memory.
Amra Leo over 4 years ago
Well, Dalkin’s really not happy. And how the gorram hell did Bleeb get outside the airplane??
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sounds like a long flight on Air Force 1.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 4 years ago
That’s exactly what we need, a special flight only for families with babies.
ekke over 4 years ago
So how is it that they’re on EVERY flight?
Dobie Premium Member over 4 years ago
I attest that no feeling measures up to the feeling you get when you are streaking through our friendly skies in a pressurized, germ-filled, rocket-powered aluminum tube, full of crying infants and whiny adults, except the feeling you get… when you are landing!
Rabies65 over 4 years ago
The center seat banker is visibly fretting while he awaits the results of his coronavirus test.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
A cry for help will not be heard.
Buckeye67 over 4 years ago
And you thought you had to die to go to hell.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Somehow they managed to get them all on one flight.
jbduncan over 4 years ago
Almost as bad as sitting between 2 350 pound passengers!
paranormal over 4 years ago
On the way to The POCBA Conference?
namelocdet over 4 years ago
I think I’ve been on one of those flights before.
sobrown51 over 4 years ago
…and he was lucky enough to get a middle seat. Who can forget the middle ages?
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Whoa, wrong flight!
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Steward – here’s a $100 bill. Bring the cocktail cart and park it right here!
Pedmar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now he’s sorry he didn’t buy those earplugs before he left.
I never leave home without ’em.
Back to Big Mike over 4 years ago
I’d pay extra to be on a flight devoid of poor little kids who don’t understand why their ears hurt and their throat is a scratchy and dry.
geese28 over 4 years ago
That bald guy in the front looks like he could use a POCBA worker
homeboy over 4 years ago
It beats walking any day.