Close to Home by John McPherson for July 19, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t want to be on that plane.

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    Is that Dalcon I see on the armrest? Maybe that’s why all the babies are in distress. That nasty little alien.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    No problem, it’s only a 14 hour turbulent flight with 2 broken bathrooms and a continual fasten seatbelt sign.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    I should have opted for a Zoom meeting.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Screaming Baby Airlines!!

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    PDXCubbie  over 4 years ago

    I’m sorry, I would get up and find another flight……no sir, not gonna do it……nope

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The Airline flight from hell.

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    JimValTen Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Been there, done that. Thanks for the memory.

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    Amra Leo  over 4 years ago

    Well, Dalkin’s really not happy. And how the gorram hell did Bleeb get outside the airplane??

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sounds like a long flight on Air Force 1.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s exactly what we need, a special flight only for families with babies.

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    ekke  over 4 years ago

    So how is it that they’re on EVERY flight?

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I attest that no feeling measures up to the feeling you get when you are streaking through our friendly skies in a pressurized, germ-filled, rocket-powered aluminum tube, full of crying infants and whiny adults, except the feeling you get… when you are landing!

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    Rabies65  over 4 years ago

    The center seat banker is visibly fretting while he awaits the results of his coronavirus test.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    A cry for help will not be heard.

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    Buckeye67  over 4 years ago

    And you thought you had to die to go to hell.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Somehow they managed to get them all on one flight.

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    jbduncan  over 4 years ago

    Almost as bad as sitting between 2 350 pound passengers!

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    On the way to The POCBA Conference?

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    namelocdet  over 4 years ago

    I think I’ve been on one of those flights before.

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    sobrown51  over 4 years ago

    …and he was lucky enough to get a middle seat. Who can forget the middle ages?

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    Whoa, wrong flight!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Steward – here’s a $100 bill. Bring the cocktail cart and park it right here!

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Now he’s sorry he didn’t buy those earplugs before he left.

    I never leave home without ’em.

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    Back to Big Mike  over 4 years ago

    I’d pay extra to be on a flight devoid of poor little kids who don’t understand why their ears hurt and their throat is a scratchy and dry.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    That bald guy in the front looks like he could use a POCBA worker

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    homeboy  over 4 years ago

    It beats walking any day.

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