Monty by Jim Meddick for July 08, 2020

Just be careful around the gentleman-ly bits and the exhaust port.

This reminds me of an old joke!

Father O’Malley came upon a young entrepreneur selling a magic elixir on the sidewalk. He said to the youth, “What’s that you’re selling young man?” To which the boy replied, “Gasoline, the most powerful liquid in the world!”

Father O’Malley chuckled and said, “Oh no, my son, Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. Did you know that if you put Holy water on a woman’s tummy, she’ll pass a baby?”

The boy responded, “no, but if you put gasoline on a cat’s assh#$e, he’ll pass a motorcycle!”

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Obviously, none of that is true and is cruelty to cats. Don’t be cruel. Leave even the surly cats alone.

The ears tell every thing you need to know.

Now I know why there’s a shortage of hand sanitizer.

Use Gin, cats like to lick themselves.

And WHY would they be applying it to his tail?

Yeah, slice and dicey… ☺

The Perils of a Hairless Cat on his Morning Rounds, Part 2: The Homecoming. —In which over-solicitous human and robot lavish unwanted “affection” on Our Hero, Fleshy….

Could we please stop with the Far Side promo pop ups already?

Evidently lions and tigers get covid, so I guess Fleshy can.

Fleshy should be used to that by now, since a hairless cat probably needs sunscreen when going outside.

Good ol’ Fleshy, wearing a mask when he goes out