Strange Brew by John Deering for July 01, 2020

We can remove the foot odor for about $ 500 more.

Give this guy the boot and do it yourself!

What a heel. However someone has to foot the bill.

She could use a lift, and he needs to toe the line on his estimate.

Get your deadbeat husband who refuses to use a condom to pay for it.

I’ll bet your Shoeowner’s Insurance will cover it! (You do have Shoeowner’s Insurance, right…?)

Those laces look like an invitation to climb for the kids.

That’s a big step shes taking….repairs could put her under pressure

Is there a discount if you do the pair?

“There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do.She gave them some broth without any bread;And whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.”….How many times my gramma recited this poem to us kids when we got outta hand…. (sigh)

We can flip this flip-flop!

So, at, say, $10 per pair of shoes, there must be 300 children in that shoe?

Just say: “Shoo!”

Oooh that’s the last time I buy these sh*t kickers!

Odd thing – I don’t see any broken laces…

The heal looks bad. Better get a foundation expert

At least it’s $3K tops, usually I get $3K minimum, or at least.

Talk about high tops.

She’s gettin’ resoled? Hallelujah!

Be cheaper to find a new shoe.

I’m sorry, but it’s going to be a desole, or as the French would say. . .