Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 03, 2020

Well it says not to feed them after midnight, but doesn’t say you can’t eat them.

I like the one with the horn!!!

Don’t feed the gremlin! (Kinda sounds like the refrain for a rock tune….)

But I’ll have a big ol’ burger, Leopold! Are these made with Soylent Green?

Isn’t that one still a mogwai?

The Gremlin won’t be grumblin’ any more!

Pithuie…..gremlin burgers ….grim reaper food

Oh no!

But you can’t marinate the burgers, that gets them wet and Leopold would be very pally with a gremlin.

What happens if you eat a mogwai after midnight?

For a sec there I thought they were about to eat gremlin burgers. But now thinking it’s an invited guest..

Looking for his friends? Yup, and you losers aren’t them. Cool kids are around back. A double double with cheese and bacon for me Leo, but leave off the foot please. Somebody beer me!

I hope they got it wet first to create more before eating it.

Don’t feed gremlins after midnight. You also shouldn’t eat gremlins after midnight.