Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 02, 2020

Would he prefer the tossed salad monster?

Oscar doesn’t like you tossing your cookies, Monster in his home.

Cookie (later): See this is what happen when I eat veggies.

Oscar has a big clean-up after he finishes!!!

Diabetic hyperosmolar syndrome.

Must have been tainted oatmeal in that last batch he ate.

Rum Cookies!

If Godzilla ate a bar or distillery, would he get drunk?

We’ve never seen Godzilla barf (unless you count the strange beam/ray that comes out of his mouth occasionally) or poop. I think that would be interesting to see. (Newscaster: Parts of Japan will be uninhabitable for years, if not decades…)

Since it’s Sesame Street, Kermit should probably be replaced by Elmo there — but then again, Kermit is the only Muppet who can regularly cross the Muppet Show/Sesame Street divide (Big Bird only does it occasionally.)

So does Sesame St. in other English speaking countries have a Biscuit Monster?

Old cookies?

Ipecac cookies?

And we finally learn what Cookie Monster’s real name is. It’s Ralph…