The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 01, 2020

Is being a born loser contagious? Welcome to the club Chief.

Would this be a hot young trophy wife? Might have been an interesting message.

It just shows your clients that you’re a little less inhuman than they thought you were.

It could have been worse. I know someone who sent a note to the woman he was having an affair with, detailing where they would meet at the upcoming convention, and that his wife doesn’t suspect a thing to the group that would be going to the convention.

I guess we’re all human, huh chief? We all have families to feed, bills to pay, and it sure isn’t getting any easier, is it chief?…So anyway, when did you want to discuss my raise chief?

As a unique, highly developed life form, Chief, how’s life among hoi polloi treating you?

This is weird – I SWEAR I read this exact same strip within the past month or so.

Sooo, we have the Born Loser… and the Made Loser… ☺

I’ve sent a text to the wrong person. App was open to previous contact. Had to quickly send please ignore text! Luckily it wasn’t anything personal!

So you’re not a born loser, just an occasional loser.

Showing a little humanity there boss man? Well here – have a heaping slice of “humble pie”. By the way, you sent it to the email addresses of all your client list – now they know who your clients are as well. Two for one!