Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for June 23, 2020

Don’t you know. If the cat(dog) does something wrong, it is always ‘your’ cat/dog. It is not ‘my’ act/dog. And visa versa.

Haven’t used w/c in a while but back when I would be working against a deadline it was not unknown for me to stick my brush in my coffee while drinking the paint water. Also had a bad habit of renewing the point on my brush with my tongue. Considering how many paint pigments contain heavy metals, I was probably lucky I didn’t poison myself. So, yeah, keep the cat away from the paint water.

Attagirl, Mandy!

Which one of “his” cats?

what’s mine is yours

“Her” dogs had a lovely day at the water yesterday. But when she got them in the car, “my” dogs gave off that “lovely” wet Labrador stink. “Her” cats are sitting around this computer, keeping me company and finding sunspots for their early morning nap. “My” cat is in her “Noisy Siamese” mode (is there any other?) on the kitchen counter demanding a second breakfast.

I can’t put the blame on anyone else when my critters act up. It’s either punish them or laugh. Sometimes (ok, most times) it’s both.

Well, give it some more.

You are always to blame for what your owner, the cat, does.