The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 11, 2020

He’s probably spinning in his grave right now.

And a twist in the tale — He’s alive and returns to reveal that he was never dead and they buries someone else’s body!

A chess clue in the fescue?

“May that circle be unbroken”!

I do not want my comments to spiral out of control!

just so long’s he didn’t get his knickers in a twist…

I’m seeing a spin off series!

Lars was brother Ian’s ghostwriter – they had a common Bond between them…

Her name is Blond, Janes Blond.

Did he also have a twisted sister? She was once a protagonist in his early days…

Is he an Uzumaki? That whirly pattern.

Is that Ian’s brother?\

He was a six time winner of the Bulwer Lytton Contest.

Looks like he finally got to the bottom of it.

Did you know Lenin’s tomb is a Communist plot?

HELP, i googled the name ..Is this a real person?

Hope he was big on irony.

Not many garden tractors can do that. Oh yes, the best jokes end with a twist no one expects, like comedians who die on purpose.

He died playing a game of Twister.