That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 24, 2020

Alexi and Illini were really disappointed when their daughter told them she was now only eating gluten free vegan meals.

In my opinion, these meal kit deliveries don’t make things any easier.

I see Steve is serving us a German Beer.

I think one of the chickens just nipped the man on behind

“Here, you hold my cock while I hold — what is this thing, anyway??”

But this makes it so much easier to just flip you the bird!

Hi, we’re the Tyson’s from apartment 2C, and we were wondering if you’d know how to wring Cluck-a-lot’s neck and debone her for the fryer. The HOA found out about her and we’re trying destroy the evidence before we’re fined for her pooping in the courtyard.

Chicken Cacciatore, Before and After.

Here are the thin pancakes, but you’ll have to prepare the Mushu Chicken from scratch!

Don’t look a gifted chicken in the mouth.

they seemed like such a nice couple when they welcomed us to the apartment with bread and salt, old country style, but the polka music ’til all hours of the night got old real soon…

Paris Hilton experimented with several small animals to carry before settling on a dog.

Oh Yes!!!!! We’re gonna party like it’s 1899!

“Thanks for inviting us to spend the weekend. There’s a pig tied up outside.”

Who knew – Rasputin was actually married ?

Herb and Edna always arrive late for the orgy, but they do bring refreshments.

The hosts appreciated the gift of the chickens; the chamber pot, not so much.

…and today’s new activists had the gall to say they invented the pussy hat.

The chicken, having been forced to lay an entire basket of eggs just that morning, longed for the sweet release of the axe and skillet.

They had requested “Feeding the Masses”, but the new church window was not quite what they had in mind.

Speed dating 1879, she had a meager dowry.

The swingers’ club let out a cheer/(as depicted by Albert Beer)/there’ll be plenty of swapping/(and a few chicken droppings)/ now that the Rasputins are here !

“NO! I said bring your wife and another hot chick!”

The Ivanovskys made no secret, when they visited, that they didn’t trust their daughter-in-law’s cooking.

“You mean to tell us that BYOB does not mean bring your own breakfast?”

“I hope you like this salt. I mined it just this morning.”

My kind of guest: they bring food!

A German Beer, and it’s not even Oktoberfest!

“If I were a Rich Man…”

Russian Greeting with Bread and Salt or Easter Greetings: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wilhelm_Amandus_Beer_Bread_and_salt_1874.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly B5 paper size painting.

https://digi.ub.uni-heidelberg.de/diglit/prestel1909_05_26 

http://wilnitsky.at/scripts/redgallery1.dll/details?No=24081 

https://www.liveinternet.ru/users/lorikshink/post389462576/ 

https://www.askart.com/artist/wilhelm_amandus_beer/11082954/wilhelm_amandus_beer.aspx 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his German Wikipedia page: 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Amandus_Beer 

(again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary and askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays). First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2477 (June 23, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

They always arrive in style/ (’neath his beard lurks a beautiful smile(/ but our pulses all quicken/ when they bring out the chicken/ for the chicken drops off a vile pile..

Bread and salt are fine, but what’s Easter without eggs and roast chicken?

It’s a movable feast. Some assembly required.

“Hey! Who’s up for some enchiladas?”

Unice and juble are deciding what to eat first the chicken or the egg

“Hi! We’re the Romanovs and we’re here to … give you the bird!”